June 2022 Flower Of The Month: Dude, Where's My Trike?

Though you might be lured to this strain by its playful name, it's her bodacious nugs and pungent aroma that will make you want to take her for a spin! The minute you pull her out of the bag, you'll be smitten by her unequivocally beautiful blossoms and her gassy aroma.


Dense, green, and perfectly trimmed, your eyes will be enchanted by her flawlessly shaped buds that are covered in untamed orange tendrils and trichomes that sparkle like jewels.

Aroma And Tasting Notes

Dude, Where's My Trike is characterized by aromas of sour diesel, broiled grapefruit, lemongrass, wild honey, pine, and funky cheese. With a sour taste initially, the flavor develops into a sweet and fruity one before transitioning into a nutty and cheesy flavor that finishes with lingering woody notes.


This Sativa-leaning strain contains a high concentration of CBD of 17.4%, along with a wide range of terpenes and flavonoids which together deliver powerful full-spectrum effects.

Dude, Where's My Trike helps to clear the mind, reduce anxiety, and allows the user to slip into a happy social state! It also stimulates creativity and increases focus. While it is Sativa-leaning, excessive puffing will result in Indica-like effects, making it the perfect dual-effect strain.

Will Dude, Where's My Trike Get Me High?

Inhaling Dude, Where's My Trike will not induce feelings of intoxication, but you will feel your stress and anxiety diminish, resulting in improved mood and overall happiness. This allows you to enjoy all the benefits without getting high.

Is CBD / Hemp Flower Legal?

Indulging in high-quality CBD hemp flower is important as it impacts its efficacy. With JAXON, you're guaranteed to get the best CBD on the planet. Each of our products is third-party tested and comes with a certificate of analysis (COA) from an accredited laboratory, so you know exactly what you're ingesting. Our products are 100% compliant. We adhere to all federal regulations, and as such, our products must contain less than .3% THC as required by federal law.

Dude, Where's My Trike Customer Reviews

"Dude, Where's My Trike?? Absolute killer strain! Flavorful! Gets you directly in the right mindset whether you're having a good day or bad one. This will have you completely relaxed & ready for your next adventure! Lovely flavors after the first toke.  Definitely got the fruity flavor! Definitely 10/10 recommend!" -OuterSpaceAliens

"Very gassy, love the terpenes." - Smoke sum bit

"The hemp has a good smell and great look and feel. Hits the back of the throat pretty hard, other than that it's great bud, nice strong feeling." - Eddie T

How Do I Order Dude Where's My Trike?

You can order Dude, Where's My Trike on our website, which is secure and easy to use, and we offer FREE ground shipping on all orders!

How Will My Order Be Shipped?

We offer free ground shipping via USPS, which typically takes between 5 and 7 business days. In addition, we offer expedited shipping via both USPS and UPS at an additional cost. Our participation in the UPS Hemp Verified program means UPS knows what we're shipping, so your order is less likely to be mistaken for Delta 9 THC, thereby reducing delivery delays. Orders are shipped in plain cardboard boxes without any indication of the contents. To prevent odors from escaping the box, each seam is sealed with clear packaging tape. We also offer Route package protection, which covers your order if it is lost, stolen, or damaged in transit. Additionally, Route provides order status updates in real-time.

Are you ready to take this tricked-out trike on its first ride?

If you are interested in ordering 20lbs or more, please call us at 541-414-2373

View product COA here